Saturday, October 13, 2012

Bedroom Rules

Chubdaddies' Bedroom Rules:

Wear light and loose clothing.
Take heavy clothing off while in the bedroom.
No double clothing (wear no underwear or wear only underwear.
If wearing briefs, choose old and loose one.
Briefs must be worn very briefly.
Shorts may be long but brief enough to be short.
If wearing socks and gloves or mittens, wear them and them alone.
If you feel cold, make yourself hot.
If you feel hot, take your clothes off.